You see, when I go on the internet I expect to find things I can understand. Easily.
If I can understand your site then you will be ok with the rest of the people. So please make it simple for me.
If it’s not simple I will do my best to help you make it better. And forgive me if sometimes I shout.
Luckily for you, I also know all the UX and design and everything so I will also provide my insights and advice.
I am not going to give you a discount, I give it to you Doogri,
straight like that. It’s the only way I know.
Clearly, this is only a recommendation! I don’t take myself too seriously and neither should you.
You know it's Like my friend from the army told me :
“When you eat the Bamba, you walk on the grass.
When you eat a zucchini, you walk in the dust”.
OK here is the first site :
If you want me to make a video for your site or something like this contact me at email@example.com
I didn’t change any of my daily habits in order to make this videos. But wanted to you to know... I don’t get wasted ALL the time. I highly recommend you to drink responsibly and not to abuse any substance. Unless it’s water cause water is good for you.
* Everything that is amazing eventually get’s stolen. we do it all the time in Israel.
I want to send a big Kifak (yaani Shoutout) to Richard Littauer AKA The Drunk User. Richard I am a big fan, you inspire me and invite you to come visit me at the balcony (you can stay for as long as you want I have a big sofa).